I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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