Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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