just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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