she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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