He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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