Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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