He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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