i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I have aggressive nipples.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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