You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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