Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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