dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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