i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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