ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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