Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
