people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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