weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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