i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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