Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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