What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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