After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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