Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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