yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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