If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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