And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?