I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I need a hoe opinion
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck