I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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