I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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