Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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