is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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