I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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