if i died would you start the facebook group?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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