you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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