I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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