did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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