THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone đ
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes âI drove you last nightâ\nâYou got your dick sucked in the back seatâ
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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