this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We need to get me chipped asap
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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