I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
My balls are so social today.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
How external is "for external use only"?
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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