that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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