You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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