laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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