Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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