Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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