Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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