problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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