Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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