u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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