I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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