I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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