I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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