I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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