Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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