the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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