Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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