so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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